...submitted by Martin Hobbs
o Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
o Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 100 mph!
o If you wait, all that happens is that you get older..
o Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.
o Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
o It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
o The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
o Never be afraid to slow down.
o Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
o Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight.
o Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
o Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
o Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
o If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
o A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
o Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.
o Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
o A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
o Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
o Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
o Work to ride & ride to work.
o Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
o Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.
o When you look down the road, it seems to never end - but you better believe, It does!
o Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish your bike.
o Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
o People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently. .
o Sometimes, the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
o Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil. .
o The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
o When you're riding lead, don't spit.
o A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
o Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
o If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
o There's something ugly about a bike on a trailer.
o Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going.
o Practice wrenching on your own bike. .
o Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
o Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.
o Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
o A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.
o If you can't get it going with bungee cords and electrician's tape, it's serious.
o If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.
o Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside. .
o There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.
o Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt from "road rash" if you go down.
o The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
o Always replace the cheapest parts first.
o You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
o Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.
o Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
o Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!.
o There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.